babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass

babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass

sloth-grunge:

when your mom says she’ll just be a minute

image

planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

ottoman—couch:

this will never not make me laugh

ottoman—couch:

this will never not make me laugh

kenway:

friendship necklaces where one says “eat” and the other says “ass”

tittily:

sweet-bitsy:

griefseed:

he does nt even know

Know what

the economic state of america


Debbie Harry by Andy Warhol, 1980

Debbie Harry by Andy Warhol, 1980

ezziekoenig:

Ezra Koenig, 2013

ezziekoenig:

Ezra Koenig, 2013

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

twated:

I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out