im getting this tattooed on my ass
when your mom says she’ll just be a minute
new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs
this will never not make me laugh
friendship necklaces where one says “eat” and the other says “ass”
Ezra Koenig, 2013
texting someone new is always weird.
like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis?
I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out